pjabas
02-18-2007, 10:10 AM
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in,
he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane He
soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate
would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,” Business trip
or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever
seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of
nymphomaniacs.
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's
your business role at this convention?"
Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned
from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths
about sexuality."
Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
Well", she explained, "one popular myth is that African American
men are the well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the
Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the
men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the
lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.
I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this
with you, I don't even know your name."
Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends all call
me Bubba."
he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane He
soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate
would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,” Business trip
or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever
seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of
nymphomaniacs.
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's
your business role at this convention?"
Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned
from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths
about sexuality."
Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
Well", she explained, "one popular myth is that African American
men are the well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the
Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the
men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the
lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.
I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this
with you, I don't even know your name."
Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends all call
me Bubba."